Thursday, May 05, 2005 6:45 PM

Hand Evaluation - Opening Bids ( partnership )

 
PITBULLS:
 
            Playing with one of my Thurs nite partners of old, I pickup ♠AQ109 xx xxx ♣KQx and partner opens 1 , RHO bids 2( Michaels ) vul  so I double saying “let me at them” partner.  They bid 2♠ so around to me so I double which ends the auction. Partner dutifully leads his trump so with the help of ruffing finesses in hearts for declarer we come to 1 heart trick , 4 trump tricks for –670 so an obvious disaster. At the end of the hand , partner questions my double & said “something is wrong with this auction” . I scratch my head as I have played Bridge for 40 years & when I have held hands like this +800 seemed to be the average in these types of auctions.
 
            What went wrong ? A difference in philosophy for opening bids was the main culprit. Partner has bought into the garbage opener religion . Partner had 12 soft  HCP’s with only one quick trick for his opening bid. I was expecting him to contribute to the defense of this hand as he opened the bidding which shows defense measured in quick tricks. Partner says no , not true . Partner must have the contract beat pretty well beat in my own hand as his opening bids do not promise quick tricks in the “modern” game . He went on to say that modern Bridge is a bidder’s game & defensive quick tricks are no longer a requirement for opening bids. He believed in his religion so much that he never thought to pull the double with his shapely hand. I obviously had to change my thinking to conform with his religion. Who in the F.... says that quick tricks are no longer a requirement for an opening bid ?  I must have missed that press release or headlines of the newspaper.
 
        Let’s examine the repercussions of what he is saying. In my mind ,  this style destroys the partnership aspect of the game of Bridge. You must make Bridge decisions almost entirely on your own hand playing this way. When you have the controls (quick tricks )  for a game you bid it. If you have the controls for a slam you bid it. If you have them set in your own hand you double. This is preposterous. Bridge is a partnership game. If the combined assets of the partnership dictate it , the opponents get doubled or you bid a game or a slam or compete again. Defense measured in quick tricks have been a requirement for an opening bid since the game was invented. Who says otherwise , now ?
 
            What if partner did hold 2 ½ or 3 defensive tricks for his opening bid ? By not doubling 2♠ , I have just thrown away a +800 gift. The opponents can bid with impunity around us. I have a rubber bridge background where I have had years of experience dealing with psyches . If partner has psyched , he pulls the double. Partner did not hesitate on this auction to even consider pulling the double with his one defensive trick. He had his 12 HCP with one defensive trick so he has a garbage opening bid in accordance with his methods. In his methods , he cannot pull the double as I might have 2♠X beat in my own hand & as he was not asked to contribute to the defense with his “opener” he passes. He of course , never pulls penalty doubles no matter what his hand I guess. When I double for penalties, by inference I am asking  partner to contribute to the defense with the quick tricks promised  by his opening bid.
 
        Opening bids are the cornerstone of bidding. All further bidding evolves from that initial decision . If you open the Bidding without the required defensive tricks , you are making the dreaded  garbage “semi-psyche” . After a while partner will become “gun shy” & not trust the openers for penalty doubles , competitive decisions , slam & game bidding. It is another variable thrown into the equation of bidding. Does partner have an opening bid this time ??  You have invited ambiguity into your auctions. You have destroyed partnership Bridge. I must sacrifice 40 years of judgment skill I have accumulated on the basis that partner has  real opening bids & for what , so I can get the same results as Osama & Ray Grace ? Spare me from this night mare.
 
            I was playing with Peter Jones and in 3rd seat he psyched 1NT vul against not. We went for –1100 & lost 13 IMPS. Tom Gandolfo , our team mate joked that we should play 2♣ as “Drury” asking did you psyche partner and opener responds in steps depending on the severity of the set we are going for. Garbage openers with no or little defensive quick tricks are the same thing. You need a check back system to determine whether you have an opener or not. Why do this to your own partner ? Bridge is not poker where you can make single handed bluffs. Too tough for me. Make them guess is the war cry of modern garbage bidders but when "them" includes partner , count me out. Garbage openers are just a psyche & a very poor one at that.